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>Flaubert, Dictionary of the Uusual
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>America - imperialist, runs the Net
>AOL - always for the ignorant
>ASCII Text - forget about it
>Bandwidth - never enough of it
>Computer - has no personality
>Computers - will never be as smart as we are
>Corporate Fascist - what everyone else is
>Crash - not my fault
>Cybercash - never safe
>Cybersex - never as good as the real thing, not real sex
>Darwin - someone who says we descended from the ape
>Deconstruction - thinking about something
>Descartes - cogito, ergo, sum
>E-zine - not real publishing
>Email - too much of it
>English - always rich
>English Language - too much of it
>Gates - too rich
>GUI - graphic user interface, for the visually-oriented
>Gulf-Stream - newly discovered town in Norway
>Guru - knows everything
>Hackers - always everywhere, your account isn't safe
>Hebrew - it's Greek to me
>Humidity - cause of all sickness
>Iliad - always followed by the Odyssey
>Innovation - always dangerous
>Inscription - always cuneiform
>Internet - always dangerous
>Internet Chat - always dangerous
>Internet User - doesn't have a life
>Jouissance - obscene word
>Keyboard - soon to be replaced
>Linux - always free
>Lurker - dangerous, unknown
>Lynx - animal celebrated for its eye
>Mac - never crashes, better than PC
>Macintosh - invented the Macintosh
>Malthus - "the infamous Malthus"
>Man - always a she
>Microsoft - always venomous
>Military - started the Net to spy on us
>MOO - never heard of it
>Moon - inspires sadness, perhaps inhabited?
>MUD - always addictive
>MUDDER - addict
>Music - have to have it
>Net Art - whatever I say it is
>Net Sex - typing with one hand only, not real sex
>Newbie - doesn't know anything
>Newsgroups - full of spam
>Oasis - desert hotel
>Offline - hopelessly out of touch
>Oldtimer - online for four years or more
>Oracle - impossible to program
>Paris - prostituted, paradise for women, hell for horses
>PC - better than Mac
>Penguin - see Linux
>Phaeton - invented the Phaeton vehicle
>Pornography - time-waster, killing our children
>Privacy - there isn't any
>Programming - too difficult
>Robots - are going to take over the world
>Salutations - always impressive
>Sartre - existence precedes essence
>Screen - hurts my eyes, can't read on it
>Security - there isn't any
>Serpent - always venomous
>Shell Account - can't do anything on it, for the textually-oriented
>Society - its enemies
>Software - always bloated
>Sun - too expensive
>Them - not us
>Traveler - always intrepid
>Unix - too complicated
>Us - not them
>Windows - always crashes
>Woman - always a he
>World Wide Web - too crowded
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