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[Nettime-bold] GET FREE CABLE TV LEGALLY!


> NOTE: THIS IS AN ADVERTISEMENT FOR LEGAL TV
> DE-SCRAMBLER.  IF YOU HAVE NO INTEREST IN THIS
> INFORMATION PLEASE CLICK DELETE NOW. THANK YOU--
>
> LEGAL CABLE TV DE-SCRAMBLER
> Want to watch Sporting Events?--Movies?--Pay-Per-View??
> You can assemble from electronic store parts for about $12.00.
> We Send You:
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> THE UP-TO-DATE REPORT: USING A DESCRAMBLER LEGALLY
> Warning: You should not build a TV Descrambler without
> reading this report first.
> Frequently Asked Questions--CABLE TV DESCRAMBLER
> Q: Will the descrambler work on Fiber, TCI, Jarrod
> A: The answer is YES.
> Q: Do I need a converter box?
> A: This plan works with or without a converter box.
> Specific instructions are included in the plans for each!
> Q: Can the cable company detect that I have the descrambler?
> A: No, the signal descrambles right at the box and does
> not move back through the line!
> Q: Do I have to alter my existing cable system,
> television or VCR?
> A: The answer is no!
> Q: Does this work with my remote control?
> A: The answer is yes. The descrambler is
> manually controlled--but very easy to use!
> Q: Can you email me the plans?
> A: No the program comes with an easy to follow picture guide.
> Q: Does this work everywhere across the country?
> A: Yes, every where in the USA plus England,
> Brazil, Canada and other countries!
> Q: Is this deal guaranteed?
> A: Yes, if you are unhappy for any reason we will refund your money.
> Q: When I order, when will I get my stuff?
> A: We mail out all orders within 48 hours of receiving them.
> ORDER INFORMATION
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on
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>
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>
> >
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