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Katrien Jacobs on Thu, 16 Dec 1999 03:32:06 +0100 (CET)


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(sex-IT:

Wielding through your submissions. You naughty bastard(ette)s! Skipping the
first moves, silences, gibberish. Directly onto the fetishes and
fuckfesterei! Collaborative Sex Filtering - an easy forum to crack! But
time is running lets DIRTY this century.

Continue to write, submit soon & the <nettime> Gift will arrive
k.jacobs {AT} beatmail.com)

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** SEXTRACER RELEASED FOR NOKIA 7110 **

Jeremy Strentin reporting

The international mobile telephone industry Wireless Application Protocol
(WAP) forum group has approved the set of standards, developed by Nokia, to
trace sex partners by data transmissions to and from digital mobile
handsets.

Most significant of the approvals was an upgrade to WAP 1.2 data security
standard software in order to guarantee privacy during the matching
procedure. The move towards deployment of WAP applications could outstrip
access from desktop PCs to web porno sites, chat channels, eventually drying
up the phone and internet sex industry. WAP, which is generating an
explosion in locality services, may have found its killer application.

Says Erno Enkinen at NokiaLabs, Espoo, "for the first time it will be
cheap to know where you, and your possible partner, are located. The
classical example is if you are standing on a street, and you need to do a
quicky, the phone will find the nearest man or woman with the same needs,
and direct you, supposed they fullfil your requirements." The other idea
is what researchers call annotated places - that is, when you walk past a
horny dick or hot pussy, you will be alerted. The WAP trials, based on TRL
applications, have proven successful. The GPRS-based third generatation
networks will be able to locally transmit long lists of specifications,
including pictures and short videos. The downloadble software for the
Nokia 7110 series not only comes with usual settings such as gender, age,
S/M, anal, penis size, 69, outdoors, but invites users to further explain
their sexual desires. Erno Enkinen: "SexTracer will only prove successful
if both parties are as specific as possible. The option of plain fucking
may soon not be sufficient." Though designed for immediate satisfaction in
the immediate surroundings, future versions of SexTracer will come with
global search options. 

The Operational Support System (OSS) will facilitate web to phone
technologies which book flights and hotel rooms, in case your partner
resides in Cairo, whereas you are living in Kansas City. In both local and
global cases, tracing your sex partner will depend on the abilitity of
internet and telephony to provide users with accurate intimate data.
Enkinen: "Sex is about smell, touch, imagination as it is about biology,
and genes. It is both important to know the odor spectrum of a cunt as is
it to fill out forms with naughty words. Only if all data match, both
phones will indicate the proximity of the partner." 

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** WHICH GIRL IS CINEMA **

"So, he had not had a cunt smeared in his face for a year. This meant he
had once again become virgin.  There seemed no way of overcoming what, for
him, was a predicament.   Only boys and aging queens liked him now.
Unexpectedly, a woman grabs him one evening.  Three weeks earlier, he
wondered if he loved her.  She could talk.   She wore dark lipstick, which
he liked. And maybe she too was jewish.  And then her angel friend
appeared, and he loved her as well.  So when he is grabbed, and they find a
hotel waiting for them, and he spanks her, and she turns uptight, he
wonders: who am I spanking?  Another love girl, who sleeps beside him when
she visits, may like to be spanked.  Instead, he lies awake while she
sleeps (no wonder he is often grumpy in the mornings).  This can only be
fantasy spanking for now.[to be cont.]"

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** TO EACH HER OWN **

She is on a train and there is a conductor and she imagines the hard
leather brim of the hat, the firm crown of shaped felt, the edge of the
gold railroad medallion scratching against her thigh. He is a conductor and
he imagines electricity surging through the center of the glass insulator,
rilled at its top, round cap like a mushroom , distant, erect, shining
along the cross-spar beyond the tarred trunk of the utility pole. She
grasps the spark across the gap, the slap of fire, the desperation under.
He sighs like the crackle of tinder, the low lapsing crackle of burning
pine fronds. She is a hard cinder at the center screaming. He is ash upon
her breast, alkaline taste of desert, copper on his tongue.

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** 69 IN SYDNEY (PART 3 ) **

She storms out of her office into Robetta's and asks if she can borrow her
ruler. Gabriel smells the ruler coming from Robetta's hands, and says it
smells good Robetta.

"Will I see you at the dog beach at 2pm?"
"If I can finish my Memo to the Dean"
"Shall I type it for you? Grumpy Robetta?" But no, Kit, it is strictly
confidential.

Gabriel wants to see Robetta attack the life-guards. She plans to arrive at
dog beach a bit before 2pm. She does not get much work done as she keeps
writing fantasies to nettime. To suck her breasts when she feels like it
and make coffees for her, rearrange the office for her and type memos while
being slapped on the hands.

Gabriel makes an exit from UCS elevator at 12 noon and takes a little nap
before heading down to the dog beach.  She takes her bathing suit just in
case. Pit the dog is in good shape that day and eager to enter the beach
when strictly speaking, dogs are not allowed. Gabriel waits forty minutes
for Robetta to appear, slightly depressed, decides to enter the dog beach
alone. She pulls up her new 7011 Nokia SexTracer and sticks it inside her
wet pussy. When she pulls it out, the cute little machine looks happy,
babbling to that the nearest fuck can be found in the third sand dune to
the left.

 What a beautiful dog you have  d skinny woman hanging out in the dunes,
decides to sit down next to Gabriel Kit. Gabriel strokes her dog Pit and
tells this nice woman that her dog's name is Pit, and the password Asham.
The woman asks her where she is from and if she has heard of 69, how you
would pronounce that in the Kit's language ? Kit says she does not know
what that is 69. The woman asks her how old she is and Kit says it does not
matter in many ways I am still a virgin. The woman asks her if she wants to
find out what is 69. She lifts her skirt and starts stroking her Sex
Tracer, dialing * 69. The SexTracer, confused as hell at first, soon
becomes a semi-erect penis and attaches itself to the woman replacing
dripping labia. Kit starts telling the woman gregariously thart she refuses
to suck dick, when they hear a strange noise in the walkway ...

Robetta Birnbaum walking her dog.

(TO BE CONTNUED SOON)

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** HUNGRY FOR YOU TOO **

she wakes at the beach house
                      lying face down on pink sheets
                                                  hips tilted back
                                          ....hungry for his text


driving along deserted streets
                               thinking of your pinkness
                                                              wanting
                                                                      you
                                                                   i stop
                                     cock rigid, body tense
                                                touching myself
                                                    to feel my lust
                                            writhing, moaning
                                         giving myself to you

the middle of the night
           body crying out, searching for
           not finding you
          swollen, warm and dripping

           moaning softly
           senses on fire, needing your
           scent, your taste
           licking my lips
           eyes half closed
           have to have
           you




wanted you


          i *have*
          to meat
          you


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