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feel free 2 con.tribut][ary][e. [x-pos][t][er apolo][13][-G][forces][. ][Lab 9-14 omitted [pub.lick.lee] ][ now @: http://www.radiofreemonterey.org/cgi-bin/websocstory.cgi ----------------------------------------------------------- >1.[Bureau of The N][arratively Fractured][uance] A psychologically warped group of bureaucrats work 12 hours a day in the Bureau of the Narratively Fractured Nuance. Their job is to make sure all advertising tag lines are grammatically correct. They have every dictionary of every language known to man, and a few dictionaries of imaginary languages. It is when Bombo Perlosi starts writing an ad campaign for his half-written novel in a mysterious language, that his co-workers suspect the unwritten half contains secrets of the occult and a smattering of plagiarism for which viewer discretion was to be urgently advised. [Bombo liked comparing himself] to modern scientists, [in his spew that] Renaissance [type] magicians operated within a cosmological framework which seems fantastic, and which had to be rejected before genuine science could evolve. Nonetheless, in daring to believe that the human mind could guide and command the creative forces of nature, they asserted important attitudes and values which eventually contributed to the evolution of genuine science. Hermetic magicians and Paracelsians often proclaimed the overthrow of the traditional authorities which had imposed strict limits upon the search for truth; together with the mechanical artisans with which they frequently allied themselves, they are among Bacon's immediate predecessors in emphasizing experience, rather than mere citation of Galen or Aristotle, as the appropriate test of assertions about nature. Perhaps most importantly, they predicted that the imminent renewal of all of human knowledge would bring with it the reform of human society and of human nature itself. [footnote deleted]. When asked what the hell he was talking about, Bombo replied enigmatically, "Prospero is prosperous." >2.[Agency of ][Dis][URLocators] At war with the office across the hall, the Agency of the DisURL-locators, Bombo's boss, the seductive Katarina Witt-Knife, wants to get revenge on Benty Carlyle for using her social connections to get to the Prime Minister. She places some chocolates laced with arsenic in her candy dish. >3.[The Dildonic Removalists] Katarina Witt-Knife has a notorious past. During wild sex, she thought she was cutting off a dildo from her female lover. However, her female lover was really a male transvestite, and Katarina... well...she knew then and there she was skating on reeeal thin, glassy ice; and that at any moment, she could virtually fall into an abysmal snake pit. >4.[Epi. Genesis. Clinic] In an annexe of an abysmal snake-pit, the elderly Dr Buffoon had gathered his staff together for the usual four hour Friday morning meeting. Many of them were dozing, though with practice they had learned to do that with eyes half-open. At last one of them, Dr Werther, had the slightest germ of an original idea. He announced it. Satisfied, Dr Buffoon declared the meeting closed at 1 p.m. exactly. >5.[Office of ElectroEncephaloGraphics] 5.Escrit?rio de EletroEnc?faloGr?fico >6.[Agency of the Multi-Facet] 6.Ag?ncia de Multiface The administration of a multi-faced multi-fence is a very hard job. But it?s the only way to separate the different facets and to create well defined multidirectional interfaces between them. Stoopid people down here, smoking strong cigarettes all day and night, the floor filled with a diarrhoea of diagrams. Each can be seen as a facet of another one and in endless recursion of possible meaning the dawn breaks. >7.[Bureau of Ping Panic] 7.Escrit?rio de Batida de P?nico [or] 7."Escrit?rio de Ping P?nico" because we have "ping pong", a commom expression, even in Portuguese, with an automatization broken expression: ping ... pong, or panic. >8.[Bureau of D][M][isused Phrenology] --- I dug it up from my neighbor's back yard... The size and viewable area are not the same. One might have a 15.1-inch viewable area, some may be 16. The law states, hunters and collectors must be factual about size. >9.[Androidal Arousal Commission] --- METHOD="POST" METHOD="GET" METHOD="POST" METHOD="GET" METHOD="POST" METHOD="GET" <<<< Katarina was one of many. She placed her seal on Bombo; he returned the favor. Outside, children were being murdered by the police. She pushed the seal hard; Bombo was President and responsible for a lot of deaths. She heated the seal so it would sink through his flesh. She made him breathe DDT. She killed the insects on his skin. She blinded him because he was a bad man. He was evil because he looked innocent and everyone loved him. The insects would metal. No one would do a thing about him because no one could. Katarina could and she made him eat the insects. She fucked the Doctor Konninger who came in to see what was going on. The insects clattered and scratched Bombo's dead eyes. The insects clawed his skin and opened it and then they crawled in and scratched and clawed. The Doctor liked it and they both hated the President. Katarina: "Did I say we love to fuck?" They hated the President worse than anything in the world. They were Jews and could smell fascism. They whipped themselves into a frenzy because they let Jews and Arabs die and they didn't know what to do. They always whipped themselves but now they had the President. They hated the President. They would kill him as slow as possible and feed his flesh to the poor. They spat and spat on him. They wanted their beautiful country back. Katarina, I wish I could write happier things now, but our country has been stolen. The world is on the verge of war. Fuck me and we will end war and poverty forever. She pushed the seal in harder. Metal insects with fucked molten iron bodies. Doctor, we must make sure he is dead. Alan, "I will do that, thank you." Katarina thanks Alan. >>>> >10.[Holding Key Exe.cuti][on][ve Agency] > >11.[Centre for Disused Diatribes] > >12.[Segmented Wants Agency] --- Want I want I'd want I don't want want. >13.[Disjointed Need][le][s Services] > >14.[Fuzzy Logic Commission] >> ..o. ???@??? ... ... __/ __:__:__ ____ ......- ....: <global...@.o..../ .local> ....i...: ..o . ..i...o........... ([/ __.___._.__]) .. ..i. ..........o. (.o...o..i/ . ... ._._._ ....... 2 __ __ i.# _-_____.____.___/ _.__) .i.. ..... i. . o. .o. <map....@......./ .o.>; ..., __ ... ___ _ __:__:__ -____ ....i./ .: ..o. ... (....o.. 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W .. i..o.. ...o.. .i... .../ io. _._c_ (__) ....: W .. .., __ ... ____ __:__:_/ +____ .o: .......@.. .......o., ..i..i..@.../ ..i......, ...._o._.i // ..@...oo..o.....o. ..o.: "..o...][.][i." <aux // ......@.o......abort> ./ .....: ][.o.][... .o. // .i..: ...... o. ... .][/ ....i.... .........][ // ...... .i..-....io.: _./ .o.....-....: ..../. // ..i.; .......="..-...ii/ 2 [ W W __________PbN // >> > >15.[Neural Neurosis Services] e:sc:ape:e from s:ecto:r 14. need:l:ed with no:vacc:a:ine no:uv:e:.au sa.voir.ior b:ent o:n/r/egan/egin/enig:h:g:f flu:or:essence of dis:creti:o:ns a gree:i:n for the sa:ke:y:ki j:a:i ka:terin:e: dines with gel:flesh ter:rib: le brain brawn jelly. >16.[Siliconic Seduction Administration] --- A surface so smooth and silicy you can't say no. >17.[The Carbon Fiberous Pro][ptic][ject] > >18.[Office of the Ceramically Challenged] 18.Escrit?rio de Desafio Cer?mico Julie plumps cushions in the gloomy waiting room, imagining herself on Bondi beach inflating lilos. She has never been to Bondi beach but she does know something about inflation. In fact, she has is currently studying part-time for research degree in the production/distribution/consumption of goods/services and their management within distributed systems. She is almost in love with her supervisor, Professor Amygdala Spurzheim, who has an estimable collection of 19th century porcelain phrenlogical heads. Julie intends to take a holiday soon. click on the bumps: http://www.bc.edu/bc_org/avp/cas/fnart/phrenology/phrenology_frames.html >19.[Centre For Nanotronic Comptrollers] > >20.[Office of The Re][wiring][route] On June 11, 1887, Mrs. Sherwood wrote: "Indeed, it is to be feared that it is a fashion for young men nowadays to appear listless, to conceal what ideas they may happen to have, to try to appear stupid, if they are not so, throwing all the burden of the conversation on the lively, vivacious, good-humored girl. [since] Women's wits are proverbially quick, they talk readily, they read and think more than the average young man of fashion is prone to do; the result is a quick and a ready tongue." My Dearest ------: Please review this submission in advance of our meeting. With my deepest love and respect, in strictest confidence, Etc. Montreal, Quebec 2000 http://found.re http://wiring.re http://route.re >21. 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