|luther blisset on 23 Mar 2001 21:26:23 -0000|
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|[Nettime-bold] mir taken over by the association of autonomous astronauts|
Press Release This morning – Friday March 23 – The jungle association of autonomous astronauts (jungleaaa) has taken over the mir spacestation. While the whole world was led to believe that mir entered the atmosphere at about 8.00 hours CET, astronauts of jungleaaa have successfully spacejacked the spacestation. They have taken the mir out of orbit to a secret location. So, Although official press releases are claiming the opposite, that which was scattered in a large area in the pacific is not what is left of mir. The debris that was seen lighting up the skies over Fiji in fact belonged to a cover-up operation by the nasa and the Russian space agency to maintain the fiction that their control over space is total. the spectacle of debris flying over people’s heads was also staged to install fear in people’s minds and in this way to further ground their power. The jungle association of autonomous astronauts has not interfered in this pyrotechnical show. Our astronauts were to busy taking over the mir and also we like a bit of spectacle.