[Nettime-bold] Sun-Times search allows access to future articles

["wade tillett" <super89@bigfoot.com>]

Perhaps my previous message, intentionally made to look like spam for
humor, was a bit too convincing. (Or maybe just no one cares.) Anyway,
what I was trying to call attention to is that if you do a search at
the Sun-Times site, it displays results with future dates, i.e.
articles that have yet to be printed, articles that will presumably be
printed in upcoming editions. There seemed to be quite a lot of them
from the upcoming Nov. 4 Sunday Edition. Links to the site search and
some of the 'articles of the future' that I found are included in the
original message below.


----- Original Message -----
From: wade tillett <super89@bigfoot.com>
To: <declan@well.com>; nettime-l <nettime-l@bbs.thing.net>
Sent: Friday, November 02, 2001 12:46 PM
Subject: !!!CHICAGO SUN-TIMES AMAZING ARCHIVE OF THE FUTURE!!!


> Just go to the Sun-Times search form,
> (http://www.suntimes.com/cgi-bin/newsearch.cgi) plug in a common
word,
> and the future dates will sort to the top of your search!!!
>
> These are presumably from the upcoming Sunday issue!!!
>
> AMAZE YOUR FRIENDS.
>
> SURPRISE YOUR ENEMIES.
>
> KNOW THE FUTURE IN ADVANCE!!!!
>
> Logon now as this FREE offer to know the news in advance will be
> available only for a limited time.
> For a free trial, just click on the link below and search for any
> common word!!! (learn, war, november, december, with, is, etc.)
>
> http://www.suntimes.com/cgi-bin/newsearch.cgi
>
> See example links and full text example below!!!
>
> RAW PRESS RELEASES!!!
>
> And don't be fooled by the misdated articles that are actually last
> years articles, misdated
> (http://www.suntimes.com/output/auto/class31.html). One is even
dated
> 2020!!! (http://www.suntimes.com/output/ontiveros/sue.htm)
>
> Just plug in a common word, and the future dates will sort to the
top
> of your search!!!
>
> Hurry. Offer expires soon.
>
> --------------------
>
> EXAMPLE LINKS:
>
> http://www.suntimes.com/output/show/sho-sunday-gwyneth04.html
> Paltrow lightens up with 'Hal'
> November 4, 2001
> BY CINDY PEARLMAN
>
> http://www.suntimes.com/output/hlife/hos-news-flea04.html
> Flea market decorating is fun, and without rules
> November 4, 2001
> BY CAROL MCGARVEY AP
>
> http://www.suntimes.com/output/answ-man/sho-sunday-ebert04.html
> The facts of 'K-PAX'
> November 4, 2001
> BY ROGER EBERT
>
> http://www.suntimes.com/output/show/sho-sunday-view04.html
> Art is in the process
> November 4, 2001
> BY MARGARET HAWKINS
>
> http://www.suntimes.com/output/kisor/sho-sunday-kisor04.html
> Out of the city's colorful past
> November 4, 2001
> BY HENRY KISOR BOOK EDITOR
>
> http://www.suntimes.com/output/garden/hos-news-gard04.html
> The garden city
> November 4, 2001
> BY MARY CAMERON FREY
>
> http://www.suntimes.com/output/mitchell/cst-nws-mitch251.html
> For many, the war zone is just outside front door
> November 25, 2001
> BY MARY MITCHELL SUN-TIMES COLUMNIST
>
> ----------------------------------------
> FULL TEXT EXAMPLE:
>
> http://www.suntimes.com/output/show/sho-sunday-gwyneth04.html
>
> Paltrow lightens up with 'Hal'
>
> November 4, 2001
>
> BY CINDY PEARLMAN
>
>
> MARINA DEL RAY, Calif.--Gwyneth Paltrow knows something about
shallow
> men. Ask her the worst pickup line that anyone ever tried on her and
> she just shakes her head.
>
> "A few days ago, I was being chased by the paparazzi,'' she says.
''I
> actually pulled over in my car, stomped over to the creep's car and
> asked, 'Would you please stop following me?' The guy actually asked
me
> out on a date!''
>
> Can you blame him? In person, her silky, golden, sun-streaked hair
> cascades down her back. She looks stunningly beautiful without one
bit
> of makeup covering those baby blues.
>
> Of course, Gwyneth Paltrow's worst critic is Gwyneth Paltrow. ''I
> recently gained some weight because I'm on this macrobiotic diet,''
> Paltrow says and then wails, ''My butt looks so much bigger.''
>
> She's approximately a size zero. She might need an anchor to make it
> through a windy day on Michigan Avenue. Much like any normal woman
> talking about what she hates about her body, Paltrow twists up her
> face. ''Oh, you should see this thing in the New York Post. One of
my
> friends was 'kind enough' to share with me an item that said I was
> getting fat and retaining water from my new diet. It really hurt my
> feelings because suddenly if 'Page Six' says you're fat, then
everyone
> thinks you're fat.''
>
> Funny, but that's the premise of her new movie. In ''Shallow Hal,''
> opening Friday, Paltrow plays a 300-pound woman who is the love
object
> for Hal, played by Jack Black. He only likes model types until
> motivational guru Tony Robbins casts a ''spell'' over him and he
only
> sees someone's inner beauty. He literally sees the Paltrow that we
see
> while the rest of the world sees a plus-, plus-sized image.
>
> The film required Paltrow to lighten up on screen since it's a
> Farrelly brothers comedy. It also did something else for her.
>
> Paltrow signed on for ''Shallow Hal'' to dismiss some of her ice
> princess image of the past. ''What do people think of me? Honestly,
I
> get conflicting reports,'' she muses. ''I do think that sometimes my
> image is a bit cold. Maybe because of some of my early films people
> think that I'm aloof, but I know I'm not.''
>
> Nothing like a 300-pound fat suit to warm you up. Who can blame
> Paltrow for not pulling a DeNiro and going for the carbs. Instead,
she
> opted to wear padding--but only if the script was right.
>
> ''I was concerned when I got the script,'' Paltrow says. ''I told
the
> Farrelly brothers that I wouldn't do this movie if it had a mean
> streak toward overweight people. But it was actually a very sweet
> movie.''
>
> Paltrow says the first days she portrayed portly was not pretty.
>
> ''Putting on the fat suit was nothing like I thought it would be,''
> she confesses. ''I thought it would just be a costume. In reality, I
> felt like a totally different person. Suddenly, I had little
> self-confidence. I was really nervous all the time.''
>
> Trying the costume out on the streets of New York did not help. ''I
> went into the lobby of this hotel called the Tribecca Grand and I
> noticed that when I was 300-pound Gwyneth, no one made eye contact
> with me. No one even looked in my direction.''
>
> She wanted to explore the film's frank look at body images. She says
> the Hollywood social scene is brutal when it comes to weight.
>
> ''In real life, I think women are far more evolved than men. We're
not
> completely concerned with outside appearances. Most men are much
more
> interested in the visuals.''
>
> That sounds nice, but would she date a John Goodman type? Would she
> snuggle with Drew Carey if he were available? ''Jack Black in this
> movie is sexy to me. He makes me laugh. I made him sing ridiculous
> songs from his band. But again, I think he has tons of sex appeal
> because he has a heart of gold.''
>
> Paltrow giggles and adds, ''Beauty is definitely in the eye of the
> beholder. I've been attracted to people when no one else saw it. In
> fact, once I fell madly in love with someone who was not hunk
> material. He was overweight and had bad teeth.''
>
> Obviously, this was not Brad Pitt.
>
> ''I was in my 20s,'' she says. ''Anyway, what I saw in this man was
> his beautiful eyes and his incredible soul. He also understood me so
> well, but we couldn't be together.'' Yes, even Paltrow confesses to
> heartbreak. ''He was with someone else and, believe me, it was very
> sad for me.''
>
> And since we're on the topic of love and heartbreak, she will cop to
> the following:
>
> * Brad Pitt. ''You know I don't talk about him.''
>
> * New boyfriend Luke Wilson. ''We're keeping the personal life
> private.''
>
> * But are they getting married as the tabloids keep insisting? ''I
> feel like marriage is way off. I'm too busy for marriage and
> children.''
>
> Then again, maybe she doth protest too much. ''It's funny because
I'm
> almost 30. My parents got married when they were 26 and had me when
> they were 29. I guess times are different and people put that sort
of
> thing off now until they're older.''
>
> One of two children (brother Jake is an aspiring director), she grew
> up the daughter of famed actress Blythe Danner and director Bruce
> Paltrow. As a child, Paltrow begged family friend Steven Spielberg
to
> cast her in movies, but her parents insisted she wait until she was
> older. Summer stock with her mother lead to small movie parts and
her
> breakthrough in ''Flesh and Bone.''
>
> Paltrow won an Oscar two years ago for ''Shakespeare in Love.'' She
> doesn't care about another Oscar, even though her winter film, ''The
> Royal Tenenbaums,'' has tons of buzz. She plays Margot, a daughter
in
> a family of geniuses including Anjelica Huston, Gene Hackman,
> Chicago's Bill Murray, Owen Wilson and boyfriend Luke Wilson.
>
> Can she imagine hearing ''And the nominees are ... ''? Again.
>
> Paltrow shakes her head. ''I keep my Oscar tucked away on a
bookshelf.
> It just weirds me out,'' she says.
>
> Distributed by Big Picture News, Inc.
>
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