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| Bruce Sterling on Thu, 11 May 2006 09:13:29 +0200 (CEST) |
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| <nettime> Science fiction |
*Far be it from me to pitch science fiction to Nettime, but, well,
this is clearly a brand-new work of science fiction entirely centered
around the notion of tactical media. Really. No kidding.
And it's from Texas.
bruces
http://www.revolutionsf.com/article.html?id=3D3157
"Welcome Back Qatar"
by Chris Nakashima-Brown.
My cue came as I looked out the window at the smoking ruins of
Riyadh's southeastern quarter.
"What this town really needs," said the Vice President, "is a Hooters."
Prince Salman scratched his scalp through his kuffiyeh headgear. The
Minister of Culture's briefing papers neglected to mention the Veep's
tenure on the Board of a global restaurant franchise during the
interregnum.
"Maybe even a couple of them," added the Vice President.
"What is . . ."
"Family-style restaurant," interrupted the Vice President. "Sports
TV, chicken wings, cute waitresses. Hard to explain if you haven't
seen one. They have one in Cater."
"Qatar," corrected a pinstriped aide. "Like the TV show."
"Whatever. Didn't used to be. But they have a very nice new Hooters.
Even imported the waitresses. Mostly from the flagship in Boca, I hear."
In the plaza outside, a pair of UN armored personnel carriers worked
their way through the rubble, prowling for stray mujahideen. I saw
phantoms of its reinvention: Planet Hollywood, Hard Rock Cafe, Warner
Brothers Studio Store, mega-Starbucks. Anchors for a sprawling retail
complex staffed by a legion of thonged Method dropouts. The Mall-al-
Khali.
The Vice President fidgeted in his wool suit (...)
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